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Sunday, October 29, 2006, 2:36 PM
wooo! basketball training just ended. tell me that i'm god! i'll be able to teach xavier how to play basketball one day. hahaha i'm so cocky. my father always ask me to care more about the news. ok so i'll share a little something with you guys on the news. few days ago on the headlines! i'm sure you will all have notice about a man commiting sucide by jumping on to the train track. and they got $500K for the funeral. wonderful huh... so my dad made a little discussion with me about the incident. he asked me is there any other way to commit sucide so you'll get as much money as them? i said better not try the tracks again. people will say that you are not creative at all. people will also say that you jumped off tracks just because of the money. it makes people refused to give you money instead. and your family will still have to pay additional $5K for your offence of jumping off tracks. how about jumping from UOB building? dad says people will think that you are trying to rob UOB but caught. you resort to commiting suicide rather than going behind bars. no one will sympathise you as well. ar ha! ESPLANADE! commit sucide at the esplanade. making a concert out of yourself. die beautifully, die like an artist. people will pay you more than rain's concert. ummm... consider... but remember to put on some make up before you die. MERLION! national monument. go to sentosa pay some fee for the ticket. go to the head of the merlion and dive down into the pool under merlions tail. PSA will salute you! lols. but merlion will shower you with her saliva. wait come to that... is merlion a male or a female. people always says its a 'she' but male lions have mane. |
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