Ten Top Trivia Tips about TAN JIAN LONG!

1. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but TAN JIAN LONG can not!
2. TAN JIAN LONG was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
3. Medieval knights put the skin of TAN JIAN LONG on their sword handles to improve the grip.
4. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into TAN JIAN LONG.
5. TAN JIAN LONG has a memory span of three seconds.
6. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into TAN JIAN LONG.
7. TAN JIAN LONG is incapable of sleep.
8. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and TAN JIAN LONG.
9. When provoked, TAN JIAN LONG will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
10. TAN JIAN LONG is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.