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acupuncture
went to admiralty for acupuncture today.
total of 8 needles on my body.
i did acupuncture because...
frequent cramps on thigh and stiff back.

this old china female doctor asked:
do you shit daily?
are you thirsty?
do you have problems with your appetite?
do you have problem sleeping?

hello! excuse me, what does all these got to do with leg cramps and back ache?
nevermind... maybe i know nothing at all about traditional chinese medicine.

when she started piercing, she asked whether is it pain or not.
of course pain la!
every needle she pierced she asked the same question.
come on la everyone needle she pierced all pain can?
why does she bother to ask when all the needles she pierced is painful?
pain means the right spot?
if thats the case, i can be TCM doctor as well.

she made me laid there for half an hour with the needle all on my back.
about 20 minutes of wait,
an irritating china women survey me on the phone.
survey about usage of computers at home.
hello 'xiao jie' you called at the wrong time ok?
i'm doing 'zhen jiu' for goodness sake...

sorry i do not have bad ideas on china people.
just that the lady who did acupuncture looks so old.
the surveyor who called me sounds like a whore.
oops! =X