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ooo had quality time with 2 weird people.
and i'm i weird one in there too.

let me introduce.
the guy who love sex!

Mr Borac!
he's working as a part time tour guide for this fake native american.
i'll introduce him later.
Borac is also a full time gigolo cum prostitute.
how he did it don't ask me.
he got mixed up with his sex organs i guess.
heard that he bought his dick from cold storage.
on the shelf it says jumbo sausage.
thats where he got his dick from.
he also did modification on his dick.
now its made of a popular alloy so call aluminum.

ok now its time to introduce the fake native american.
his name is D-cup-piyo.
he just reached singapore not long ago.
he's a noob in cultures of singapore.
haven't ate before our famous singpore roti prata.
haven't seen before weird people like Borac and me the MIC.
MIC is 'made in china' for your own information.
will introduce myself at the last part.
D-cup-piyo have difficulties knowing our language too.
he's slang in english had influence us alot.
yea yea you know...
ok he is considered the most normal of the 3 of us.
just that he fucking slang and noobness.
so we introduce some nigger food to him.
the ROTI PRATA!
nice pancake he says.

ok lastly the MIC!
he is a part time gigolo.
full time prostitute hirer.
sort of a prostitute agent.
he speaks fluent english.
but pronounce 'please' as 'police' which made the angmoh nervous.
this MIC make use of technology to work on his business.
YOUPORN!
his marketing skills are learnt from videos in the website.
and so when the 3 siao kias meet,
stupid conversations happened.

thats all for these 3 people.
they are 3 condemned people for the society.
per-lease... mind their existence.

above post are our rubbish.
mind me.
no offense to anyone any races in this post.
i'm very sorry if offended.
we are dirty people.