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there is this man
he brought his monkey pet along with him to a pub.
he left his monkey running around the pub while he himself enjoy his drink.
the pub owner saw this monkey eating up everything the monkey sees.

pub owner: hey! your monkey is eating almost everything here!
man: let him be. its like this. i'll pay you what he ate later.

after awhile...

pub owner: hey! its eating my pool balls!
man: it won't die. i'll buy a new set of pool balls for you.

so the man bought a new sets of pool balls for the owner and paid him whatever the monkey ate.

the next following week the man with the monkey came again.
as usual the monkey start picking things to eat.
the monkey saw a cherry.
he stuffed it in its bum before eating it.
the pub owner was shock by the monkey's disgusting act.

pub owner: hey! your monkey stuffed the cherry into his bum, pulled it out and ate it!
man: oh ever since he ate the pool balls, he's been doing that to his food.

-end-

you guys know why?
the monkey is actually measuring the size of its food with his bum before he actually ate it.
get the joke?


LAUGH LA!



ok thank you...