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BUSY~
currently working at suntec for popular bookfest!
have been working since tuesday.
will be working till sunday.
anyone interested, do drop by and find me.
for your information, i'm selling printers for epson.
i'll be at convention hall 404.

i'm looking for a printer with fax.
sir i got 1 model here with fax.
only 1?
yes only 1.
such a big exhibition and you only have 1.
yes because this is a new model.
okok... the free gift is only the free meal?
yes.
can i change the gift for a free phone instead?
no sir. the gifts are fixed by the management.
but i'm paying so much more than the other model and yet the other model have a free phone.
yes sir. thats why it stated that the model with free phone is a star buy.
i don't care. if you are not going to give me the phone i'm not going to buy.
ok sir i'll call the management and help you check about it.
yes please.
ok sir you will be entitled to the free phone only.
can i have the free bag as well?
no sir we can only entitled you to the free phone.
give me la. i'm paying for so much money.
sorry sir i can't.
will the printer be sent to my house?
no sir we do not provide such a service. we'll give you a free trolley. don't worry.
ya but i need someone to do the installation for me.
oh sir the installation is very easy. you just have to plug in the printer to your computer and install it. there will be instructions to guide you through the installation process.
if something happen to the printer how?
sir you can call the service centre and they will troubleshoot your problems.
do you have a handset for your fax machine?
no sir.
but my wife likes to talk on the phone.
ya but i'm sorry. there's no phone for our fax machine. i would suggest that you'll buy a telephone and plug it separately.
no no no. i'm paying for so much money and your not giving what i need. nevermind i think i'll find another brand.

what the hell! that particular printer that he's interested is only $328!
and i'm tolerating him!