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lai xiao di yao chi laksa ma? -hello boy want to eat laksa?
erm... yong tau hu.
laksa ma?
zhi you laksa ma? -you only got laksa?
ah laksa?
ok ok laksa.
yao gan de hai shi tang de? -you want it dry or wet?
huh? they got dry laksa?
gan de. -dry
yao la jiao ma? -you want chilli?
WHAT? isn't laksa spicy?
yao. -yes.

(dialect)
ji wa ta aye. -one bowl of dry
aye hiam. -spicy


so the cook made a bowl of yong tau foo dry for me.
not laksa.
so the one served me thought that there's something wrong with it.

ni yao laksa shi ma? -you want laksa right?
ah ya.

(dialect)
aye sa la liao. si laksa um si yong tau hu. -hey wrong already. is laksa not yong tau foo.
LAKSA MA NA WU TA AYE? -laksa where got dry one?
GO GA WA GONG AYE HIAM?!?! -still tell me want spicy?!?!