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i had this stupid dream last night.
ok let me do a little description...
i was sent for war.
ALONE!
didn't know why.
please hold your breathe for the next sentence and try not to laugh.

my weapons is lots of chopsticks!
keep throwing my chopsticks to kill people.
i can't believe it.
i'd killed thousands of them!

don't laugh!
next i caught hold of constable BAO
BAO QING TIAN!
the black face judge.
why him i'm not sure.
just know that he is my most important hostage.

when i heard some calling...
whether BAO QING TIAN is dead or alive,
everyone wants you dead!
immediately i slashed Mr Bao from in between his thighs.
eeeee this is crazy.

so whatever...
after i killed the black face Bao,
i went to kill the rest of the people just like spartan,
with CHOPSTICKS!

so i woke up to eat my char mee with chopsticks.